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Roberto Luongo Is, Like, Seriously Good | April | 2011 Articles

Roberto Luongo Is, Like, Seriously Good

Written by Chemmy on .

IT'S A PICTURE OF A HOCKEY PLAYER

Just doing my morning perusal of the internet I came across a fantastic piece from the Vancouver Province's Jason Botchford titled "Luongo was brilliant beyond superlatives". In case anyone is unfamiliar with the term, and to foster my usual style of one sided screechy "debate":

Simply put; the word 'superlative' is defined as:

(a noun) an exaggerated mode of expression (usually of praise): "the critics lavished superlatives on it"; (an adjective) the greatest: the highest in quality; - Wikipedia

A selection of their superlative free article contains the following:

In Wednesday's game, he made two breathtaking saves.
it was one of those nights where he made the spectacular happen.

N.B. I was informed the first superlative quoted was actually true: when Luongo made each of the saves in question everyone's breath was literally stolen. We apologize for the inconvenience and suggest donating to the British Columbia Emphysema Foundation.

It was one of those nights where Luongo was mostly in perfect position, and he'll tell you Chicago hitting four posts is indicative of just that.
The old "I meant to do that" claim. One time I was deep frying pierogi while watching football (seriously, this isn't some sort of bizarre allegory) and for no reason all of the oil in the pot decided "well, fuck this" and shot straight up in the air. Without dropping my beer I jumped a foot to the right and completely dodged my slippery demise BUT DINNER WAS RUINED.



Sometimes you dodge a bullet. Sometimes you're Roberto Luongo and the Blackhawks play three bar behind you to remind you that you won the last two game 1s as well. Game two tonight, let's get it.

37 comments
KellyPuckDrunk
KellyPuckDrunk moderator

In all seriousness now: "Sometimes you're Roberto Luongo and the Blackhawks play three bar behind you to remind you that you won the last two game 1s as well." Exactly. Game 1 didn't spell any type of disaster/meltdown. We held our own. This'll be a series.

Chemmy
Chemmy

BHDL members; your opinions on professional wrestling and baseball?

Chemmy
Chemmy

Wow I suck at images.

ChiBlackhawks
ChiBlackhawks

@Chemmy Couldn't care less about baseball, but if I did, I'd probably go with the White Sox.

I stopped following professional wrestling in the 90s. Oops.

AndrewBHDL
AndrewBHDL moderator

@Chemmy I'm a Red Sox fan and I don't really hate either Chicago team. Wrestling I'd have to go back to the good ole' days of Stone Cold's heyday.

KellyPuckDrunk
KellyPuckDrunk moderator

@Chemmy White Sox >>>> Cubs and Randy Savage & Hacksaw Jim Duggan >>> ALL.

JustinDOY
JustinDOY

@Chemmy I do the images at 625 wide. That seems to do the trick.

AndrewBHDL
AndrewBHDL moderator

@Chemmy I was raised a Cubs fan. When I was 8 I went "fuck this team, I'm out." Then I picked the team with Mo Vaughn on my video game.

KellyPuckDrunk
KellyPuckDrunk moderator

@Chemmy Also good. If you could work in a reference to the Rockers feud/breakup, that'd be great too. <3

Chemmy
Chemmy

@CorneliusH "Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork, is there any meat this man can't jerk?"


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