Photoshop Exploration: The Many Drunken Moments of Patrick Kane

Written by Kelly Thomas Reardon on .

Editors note: We here at BHDL have hired a top notch team of secret operatives to find out just where Patrick Kane has been doing all of his partying lately.  Deadspin thought they had the whole story, but as our ninja-like spies have shown, Kaner gets drunk in some really strange and inappropriate places.  When will this kid ever grow up?! -Andrew

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Don't worry, Rick. Kaner's never gonna let you down.

 



diWedding

It's not well known that Kaner is a close friend of the royal family.

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Speaking of the Royal Family, it may not look it here, but Kaner is super sad.

draft
The Draft was a lot of fun. A LOT. OF. FUN.

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A rare Kane family photo.

ferris
OMG, KANER WAS PLAYING HOOKIE! HE DIDN'T HAVE THE FLU!

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Careful, Joker. Kaner's going to make something disappear, but it isn't a pencil.

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Kaner thanks the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE 'guy' for 'his' support.

leiaKiss
Kaner, jealousy doesn't look good on you man.

neverMissASuperBowl
Thanks to a time machine, Kaner's never missed a Super Bowl either.

oswaldAssasination
Kaner, I know that guy killed JFK, but that's not really an appropriate face to be making when someone is shot in front of you.

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And finally, I give you Where's Kaner? Good luck. (Click on the image for a full sized version.) 

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