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Bolland NHL Live Interview Pic and Transcript | October | 2011 Articles

Bolland NHL Live Interview Pic and Transcript

Written by Andrew Bernier on .

Bolland was interviewed on the radio show NHL Live earlier today.  What you didn't know is that the whole thing was a sham.  They really just had some guy from the NHL front office on because Bolland isn't a very good interview.  BHDL operatives have sent in this video and transcript of how the interview really went down.


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NHL Live: Alright, up next we've got David Bolland of the Chicago Blackhawks calling in to talk about how great it felt to beat Dustin Byfuglien and those jerks from Winnipeg!  Davey, how's it hanging?

Bolland: *silence*

NHL Live: Dave...you there?

Bolland: *Heavy breathing*

NHL Live: .....We'lllllllll take that as a yes.  Bolly baby, tell us how its felt to beat your old teammates so early in the season. You beat Burish in the home opener. Now you've taken down Ladd and Byfuglien as well.  Is there added motivation to beat your friends?

Bolland: Felt? As in feelings? I don't know what those things mean.

NHL Live: Oh yeah we totally get that. Don't want to get over-worked over just one game.  You had a fantastic post season after coming back from injury.  Has that carried over into this year?

Bolland: Tears.  Luongo's.  I keep them in a jar next to my bed.  I've filled 4 and a half jars.  I want more.  Luongo's tears are my life source.  I need more.

NHL Live: WELL FOLKS THAT'S ALL THE TIME BOLLAND HAS FOR US TODAY. UP NEXT WE'LL TALK TO MARTY HAVLAT ABOUT SOMETHING NOT SO FRIGGIN CREEPY. STAY TUNED! 

11 comments
Jorge36
Jorge36

Funny? Not so much. I don't understand why people need to rip on Bolland so much. He's actually nice in person. And people either criticize or ignore him as a player. He's horribly underrated and the team just plays better with him in the lineup.


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