We here at BHDL can sympathize with all of you slackers out there. Because of that, we've provided an easy and fast last-minute Halloween costume for all of you. The Dave Bolland Death Stare Mask!
As the directions state, simply cut out the face and eyes and proceed to never blink!
(s/t to @RunsWithHawks for the idea)
Awesome! Thanks Kelly. My Halloween costume is now complete. I just have to make sure I don't look directly into the eyeless mask for I fear the cataclysmic effect it would have.